HUNTERRR !!!

‘Meow!’ ‘Main aayoon?’ ‘School mein ek ladki se pyar karta tha but usko main kabhi pataa nahi paaya.’ ‘Jhoota saala. Isi jhooth ne uska waat laaga di. Accha hee hua.’ Let us go back to the years of ecstatic eighties (1980s or so) and naughty nineties (1990s or so). Some biological secretions helped you to understand that you are entering the level of teenage after crossing through the level of childhood. Big B was at its peak in Bollywood Film Industry at that time. The show of ‘Agneepath’ film was house full. But, the tickets for adult films were always available. ‘Yahan muth maarna allowed nahi hain.’ Policemen also had some special interest in raiding these places. ‘Chota chaddi bada karne aaya tha!’ No hairs on their heads! Strange! ‘Kya! Tu bhi Hawas ki Rani?’ Wow! Making friendships with sweet girls in the school was so charming and interesting!

‘Shaadi karle.’ ‘Shaadi kaun karega, paagal hain kya!’ If you are a girl and having a mole on your breast, then is it enough to impress your boyfriend? ‘Excuse me! What you are doing?’ A girl inside the boys’ hostel room! The male student was told to leave the hostel room of S.R. Institute of Technology. The man shifted to a rented house and his girlfriend used to visit that house without facing any objection from anyone in that locality. A Playboy may sleep with several hot and sexy girls but may have true love with an ordinary looking dark skinned stinky girl. This is the beauty of the blindness of true love, you see! ‘Shakkar ke daana kabhi karyela hain, kabhi savita, kabhi sunita, kabhi bela hain. Pyar karna meri shararat hain, dil churana toh meri aadat hain.’ A sexually frustrated married woman’s Bermuda triangle was searching for a young and vibrant pipe!

Why sitting on the tank of a terrace can sometimes be quite motivating for you? An old man became a perfect observer while sitting on the balcony! Getting any BSNL landline number from the Telephone Directory was not so a difficult task in those days. ‘Doosro ki doodh ki katori se, aankhen moond kar hum pee gaye; imliyon ko nigalne de, chori chori teri meri love story chalne de.’ ‘Woh wahan se bahar nikal dega toh, shaadi karega na mujhse?’ Did Parul understand that Jyotsna was inside that room? Who denied her to enter into that room? Why playboys always shift from one locality to the other? A soldier may die like a martyr while performing his/her duties in the battlefield. ‘Kab milna hain? Feeling HORNY!!!’ Mandar loved Tripti but used to enjoy the body parts of Savita bhabhi. Tripti was as professional as Mandar in extreme sexual relationships.

Where is Shobha Aunty? Aunty! Uuh! All aunties are not too old looking. Mandar missed out on that point. ‘Chakraborty Maharashtrian hain ? Kab se?’ ‘Actually mere papa Mithun Chakraborty ka bahut bada fan tha.’ ‘Hi, I am Chaks.’ ‘Tumne isse pataaya nahi hamare baareme!’ Who got pregnant and then aborted her baby? Before checking her body parts inside the hotel room, you should have checked her Passport. By the way; who was Shobha Natarajan? Which is the more loving English word for a Playboy; is it ‘Incest’ or ‘Lust’? Run! Run! Run! Are you feeling guilty? Well; had you not fallen in true love you would have never felt guilty of all these things. Your heart is now attacking your shrewd brain. Confess everything in front of her. Can the concept of ‘Open Marriage’ survive in our Indian traditional society? Anyway, always be proud to be a “HUNTERRR.”